George R.R. Martin can’t tweet because he’s killed off all 140 characters
OH MY LORD
WHAT JUST HAPPENED
instead of milk with my cereal i use wine and then also instead of my cereal i use wine
Jack Dawson… Penniless artist who wins a ticket onto Titanic in 1912, attends a first class dinner, develops a taste for the finer things in life, pockets the Heart of the Ocean, survives the sinking, pawns the diamond, spends the following ten years building his wealth and in 1922 moves to West Egg as Jay Gatsby… Millionaire with a shady past and fear of swimming pools.
remember that one time you called your teacher mom
and here we have harry potter literally standing on a pile of letters to try and catch one that is still in the air. there are clearly reasons why he doesn’t get sorted into ravenclaw